Voices I am not crazy!Because the voicestold me so... The voices also told meto write poems and thosewords would be readand reviewed... Since I wrote thosepoems no one hasread or reviewed themnow I suspect thevoices are lieing...Voices, we need to talk...

wat is d diff b/w fly & mosquito?Ans-Fly can fly but mosquito cannot mosquitoU want 1mre?Take dis: Mosquito can fly but fly cant mosquito.

What do u call a woman in heaven? - An Angel.A crowd of woman in heaven? - A host of Angels.And all woman in heaven? - PEACE ON EARTH!

What is extreme poetry? When a beautiful girl is ready to kiss you for 20 naira. ...

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Requestit means she accepted Your "Friendship" Not Ygour "Proposal"..When a Girl sends you a Friend Requestit means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend.When She Tag youit means she wants to share her Thoughts with You'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..When she comments on Your statusit means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting..When She Like Your commentit means She like Your Comment not You. !

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

Why does Rajnikanth wear Sunglasses?...............To protect the Sun from his Eyes!..Ha ha ha:-)

Wife:-I will die.Husband:- I will also die.Wife:-why will you die?Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness

Woman Buys A New SimCard Puts It In Her PhoneAnd Decides To Surprise HerHusband Who Is Seated OnThe Couch In The Living Room.She Goes To The Kitchen,Calls Her Husband WithThe New Number:"Hello Darling"The Husband RespondsIn A Low Tone:"Let Me Call U BackLater Honey, The DumbLady Is In The Kitchen.. =P

Womens are like fruits..Every women has her own.unique taste and color..The problem is the men..They seem.to LOVEFRUIT SALAD. :D