"Never laugh at your wife's choices,You are one of them!":-)"Never be proud of your choices,Your wife is one of them...!":--) :--)
2 Guys Were Following 2 GirlsBoth Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,I Will Marry Ur Sis
4 Stages of marriage:Mad for each other.Made for each other.Mad at each other.Mad bcoz of each other.
A Belated Teachers' DayIts A Humble Request"80% Of Teachers rSuffering From ThroatPain By Teaching Students."So Plz....BUNK d Classes As MuchAs PossiblenSave Our Teachers
A girl asking a boy a ?Girl: am I pretty or uglyBoy: bothGirl: how am I both??Boy: because ur pretty ugly
A man received d phonefrom emergency room of hospitalDoctor: Your wife was in a fatal caraccident & I've bad n good news.The bad news is,She has lost both arms n legs nwill b on a respirator d rest of her life.Man: 0h my God, whats the goodnews?Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead...
A successful man is onewho makes more moneythanhis wife can spend.
After an accident,A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights& told u 2 go by side.Santa: I also started d wipers& said No, no..No no. :D
After robbing the bank, robber to clerk- Did you see me robbing?Clerk- yes Robber shot him dead and asked the next clerk - did you?2nd clerk- no, but my wife saw you!
An Angry Wife ToHer Husband 0n Phone:"Where d Hell Are You ... ?"Husband:Darling You Remember ThatJewelery Shop Where You SawThe Diamond Necklace n TotallyFell In Love With It n I Didn'tHave Money That Time n I said"Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:)Wife, With A Smile & Blushing:Yeah I Remember That My Love !Husband:I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop