New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love, & I don't want my son to do the same 4 your daughter, So lets make them brother & sister.
Pavanai sent SMS to his BOSS:"Me sick, no work"Boss SMS back:"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"2 hours later Pavanai sms 2 boss:"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
People who get lots of gains, with less pains,for whom money always rains.......are called JAINS! !!!!!!!!!!
Perfect example of confidence:A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!Junior : no!Boss: i'm the boss of this office.Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you're talking to?Boss: no!Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone).....:d :p
Perfect example of confidence:A junior in an office dialed his boss\'s number by mistake & said :Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you know whom you\'re talking to ?!!!!!!Junior : no!Boss: i\'m the boss of this office.Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you\'re talking to?Boss: no!Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone).....:d :
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?Ans:Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR&Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
Rollercoaster Life is like a rollercoaster ridewith it's ups and downs,twists and turns,thrills and chills...A rollercoaster ride is like lifeyou get exciteid and scared,as your mind trys to grasp,the thoughts racing through your head...Life is like a rollercoaster rideand one day the ride will end,so sit back and hold on tightenjoy the ride as long as you can...
SANTA went to courtJUDGE:"Order ! Order !"SANTA:"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"JUDGE:"Shut Up !"SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
Scientists have proven that there are 648155648910 people in the world who are too lazy to read the above number.. And you are1 of dem! stop smiling now!:-D
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who islistening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?Son: No.